She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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