he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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