My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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