I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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