drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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