Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i've created a new STD.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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