Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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