id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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