im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i think i just lost a toe
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think people are normalizing furries
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