Where did you get a picture of my penis
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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