i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
