His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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