elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Two words: blizzard sex
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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