apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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Floor bacon is actually really good
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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