AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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