Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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