I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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