Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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