Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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