she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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