Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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