bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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