D3 body, D1 cock
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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