There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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