do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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