I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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