i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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