The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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