I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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