i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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