she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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