By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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