idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
God I need to hump something, right now.
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