i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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