I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
