just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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