JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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Have fun and good luck.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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