oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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