yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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