Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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