Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She's like a pop up book from hell.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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