Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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