singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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