STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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