The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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