I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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