it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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