Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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