I think my vagina is haunted
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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