what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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