Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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